![]() Mrs Keeper says I'm a very spoiled bearded dragon. I don't see why. It's not as if I can spoil myself. I get a spa almost every night. I think I mentioned this before. That's because the human employees think I need more humidity. Scaleless skin under UV rays and all. I don't know. I just like UV rays and hot sun. They help me digest. And they make me happy. I'm not happy about living in a glass enclosure though. It's so boring. I want to get out! Out! Out! Out! So I complain and scratch on the glass doors. Until they hear me and help me to come out for a while. The human employees want me to stay in the enclosure. Because there's a heat lamp and UV lamp in there. So I wouldn't get cold and stiff and sick. I understand that. But it's still so boring. I want to get out! Out! Out! Out! Sometimes it makes me so depressed, I don't want to eat any more. What's the point of eating when you can't leave a heat lamp? Once I didn't eat for 4 days. Mrs Keeper got really worried. So we had a talk. She promised to let me do REAL sun-baking in the garden whenever she could. That makes me happy. When I'm outside and happy, I can eat 50 crickets! It's been raining for days and days though. Mrs Keeper promised I could go out as soon as the sun came out. Today the sun finally came out! She kept her promise. I lay in the sun for an hour. I was happy. Mrs Keeper brought out the crickets. My, was I hungry! Then it started to drizzle. Halfway though my meal. Mrs Keeper leaned over me, so I could keep eating. It rained harder. I looked up at Mrs Keeper. She got the point and leaned closer. I kept eating. The rain got heavier and heavier. Mrs Keeper yelled at Mr Keeper: "Bring me an umbrella! NOW!!!!" Mr Keeper ran out of the house with an umbrella. I ate 35 crickets. Didn't want any more. I looked up at Mrs Keeper. She got the point and carried me inside. I lay under the heat lamp with my full belly. Very happy. Mrs Keeper had to go and change her wet clothes.
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